The Night Drags On
by J. Tobias Beard
Crowning the 2008 Miss Gay Charlottesville.
But oh, what must be done to get there. A lot of male flesh squeeeeezed into one, two, maybe even three pairs of pantyhose creating a smooth, shiny, Barbie Doll-like lower half, while the top is padded into existence and cleavage painted on. Some serious face time with the mirror, cigarettes between rhinestoned fingers.
“Honey, that’s the best I’ve ever seen you look!”